Slow-on-the-uptake response : “Urgently,” Anna repeated, still perplexed. Hero’s oh-so-shexy pick up line : “Let me be blunt : I want to fornicate w/ U. Gayle Tristan Montmorency Windham = 5 X (low output compared to above but worth mentioning)

Lemonade = 52 X (iced / sweetened / unsweetened). Part of the fun of e-version is its useful search engine : Don’t bother w/ the plot, the honorable mentions :Īs always, the antennae went on overdrive when certain words popped out like blooming zits. U name it, this under-rated boatwreck got it. The grandma of all wallpaper-ish regency tales is rife w/ B.S., choppy & incoherent story-telling, chatty characters, overabundance of PDA, a plethora of repetitions, H/h inexplicably calling each other by full names, nonsensical storyline, over-consumption of lemonade, marzipan & muffins, heroine’s fondness for teething hero’s nipples, non-existent conflict that gets overstretched beyond breaking point, dubious Regency setting, low H/h’s tension, unexplained name-dropping, mute & deaf sista getting a miraculous cure, over-achieving characters etc. Ye gods, to quote the hero after fucking housekeeper heroine silly (author’s words, not mine) : Sweet, ever-loving, merciful, abiding Christ, this imaginary, logic-and-conventions defying cocktail left me spaced out. To contact Grace, email her at heir & The help. The query letter that resulted in 'the call' started out: 'I am the buffoon in the bar at the RWA retreat who could not keep her heroines straight, could not look you in the eye, and could not stop blushing-and if that doesn't narrow down the possibilities, your job is even harder than I thought.' (The dear lady bought the book anyway.) Grace eventually got up the courage to start pitching her manuscripts to agents and editors. ('Mom, why doesn't anybody tell you being a grown-up is hard?') This aim was realized when Beloved Offspring struck out into the Big World a few years ago. While reading yet still more romance novels, Grace opened her own law practice, acquired a master's degree in Conflict Transformation (she had a teenage daughter by then) and started thinking about writing. It also left enough time to grab a law degree through an evening program, produce Beloved Offspring (only one, but she is a lion), and eventually move to the lovely Maryland countryside. Her first career was as a technical writer and editor in the Washington, DC, area, a busy job that nonetheless left enough time to read a lot of romance novels. Early in life she spent a lot of time reading romance novels and practicing the piano. She is the sixth out of seven children, raised in the rural surrounds of central Pennsylvania. Grace Burrowes started writing as an antidote to empty nest and soon found it an antidote to life in general.

The heir by grace burrowes